$1100 for air conditioning repairs, new computer equipment, trying to scrape together funds so Bean can go to preschool, the dryer's ominously squeaky...And now, NOW my dishwasher has shuffled off its mortal coil.
Anyone want to buy a kidney? Just kidding. Sort of.
Just because you're wearing earplugs, and cannot hear your husband snore, does not mean he can't hear you fart.