Child For Sale:
Two-Year Old Blonde. Mostly well-behaved. Shows artistic tendencies, prefers oil-based media. No marketable skills yet, but can be trained.
Price: New tube of lipstick O.B.O. Contact seller for shipping details.
For those that are interested, Bean's 22 month newsletter is finally typed and has pictures attached. Please follow the link in the sidebar to the right.
I apologize in advance to my husband for mentioning his penis.
Update: 23 months is 2 posts below. Permalink to the right.
I'm still here, and I feel guilty about not posting.
I'm tired and I'm happy and I'm stressed.
I feel like my day never stops. When I'm not nursing a baby, I'm wrangling a two-year old, or scrubbing barbeque sauce off the kitchen floor, or scrubbing spit up off something (or someone), or chasing down the tops to markers, or cleaning a jealous cat's pee off the sheets (again).
The highlight of my day was hearing a new three-word sentence from Bean. She shows me the tip of her finger and says "I FIND BOOGERS!"
I have her newsletters for the past two months, I just haven't had the time to type them or insert the pictures, but they're coming.
I have an appointment with my OB tomorrow, and I have no babysitter. I'll be taking both kids with me into an exam room. Knowing my luck, I'll be chasing Bean around the lobby while wearing nothing but a paper gown.