Levedy

Today's Entry in the Diary

• There's pee on the floor
• Chris cries to be held by me, but them squirms to get away once I pick him up. Lather, rinse, repeat.
• I haven't showered in days
• Chris keeps trying to eat electrical cords
• The cat keeps shoving her butt in my face
• Sophie has taken up Varsity level Shove-her-brother-to-the-floor