Last night we had twenty minutes of toilet mayhem, MAYHEM, I tell you.
Bean aaaaaalmost made it to her potty before she totally lost her bladder all over the carpet. *sigh*
While I was mopping up, she decided to sit back on the potty and give me blow-by-blow accounts of what her BMs were shaped like that day, including the newly created tree.
I cleaned her up from that, let her loose, and returned to the loft, where I find Bean running around with no panties on and Chris trying to eat a marble-sized turd.
I scream for Dim, yank the dingleberry out of Chris' hand, and rush him to the sink to get him cleaned up. Dim asks Sophie if she pooped on the floor.
"Yes, dada."
"Okay, where is it?"
"Mama took it."
Dim and I both start laughing histerically. Chris, from what I can tell, didn't actually ingest anything, but MAN. MAYHEM.
You can't take your eyes off these kids for ten seconds.
Posted by Jen at February 4, 2009 8:20 AM