Before I became a parent, I never thought I would __________.
Me: Fish hot dog slices from under the table with my toes. Blech.
What about you?
Posted by Jen at May 27, 2008 2:25 PMBefore I became a parent, I never thought I would... consider buying a gun and training for its use.
Posted by: Brian at May 27, 2008 4:00 PMWow, discipline is harsh at Brian's house.
Posted by: JohnnyB at May 28, 2008 8:33 AMBefore I became a parent, I never thought I would understand some of the things my mother said or did.
Posted by: JohnnyB at May 28, 2008 8:35 AMWell John, Brian DOES have a two-year old, after all.
Posted by: Jen Rodis at May 28, 2008 1:59 PMBefore I became a parent I never thought I'd be responsible for killing the spiders and bugs.
I also never thought I'd carry a "Mom" purse.
Posted by: Susan at May 28, 2008 3:26 PMLove and enjoy my grandchildren SOOOOOOOO much.
Posted by: Yiayi at May 29, 2008 9:33 PMWipe someone else's miksa with my bare hands. Yuck.
Wash someone's face with a restaurant napkin dipped in my water glass.
Keep a constant and running commentary on every mundane thing I do all day long.
Explain why something is not hers. "Why?" "Because it's not yours." "But why?"
Posted by: sweetcoalminer at May 30, 2008 10:12 AM