Child For Sale:
Two-Year Old Blonde. Mostly well-behaved. Shows artistic tendencies, prefers oil-based media. No marketable skills yet, but can be trained.
Price: New tube of lipstick O.B.O. Contact seller for shipping details.
Posted by Jen at April 30, 2008 7:01 AMWow, I would not want to clean that stuff up. Good luck.
Posted by: JennySmith at April 30, 2008 7:51 AMBean - 24 Months
Dear Bean,
Hope the Gypsies are treating you well.
-Mama