Levedy

From the files of Amusing Only to Me:

Her versus Our
Me: I think I’m going to throw out this saucepan. It’s getting a little worn out.
Him: Where’d we get it from?
Me: My Nana gave it to me. It’s from her wedding.
Him: That’s not old! What could possibly be wrong with it?
Me: Honey, she was married in, like, ’46!
Him: Oh, I thought you meant she gave it to us for our wedding.

Sometimes, yes
Me: What does a kitty say?
Her: MEOW!
Me: Good, sweetie. What does a fish say?
Her: BLUB BLUB!
Me: Good. What does a tiger say?
Her: ROOOOWWWWWRRR!
Me: Good. What does Mama say?
Her: WOOF WOOF!