Him: SSSSSNNNNNOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRE
Me: hon?
Him: NCHCNCHCNCHCN......NCHDNCHCNHNCHHHHHHH
Me: honey
Him: SCSKCJSCKCKSCKCKKKCKCKKCHCHHHHHHH
Me: HONEY!
Him: *snort* wha?
Me: Turn over. Your snoring is killing me.
Him: Turn over? wha?
Me: Turn over. You're snoring really badly.
Him: (turns) Well, then. Stop making me snore.