September 25, 2006

Looking for a little wit

I'm having a wedding reception and a baptism reception at my house this weekend. The wedding will have about 40 guests and the baptism about 60.

Here's the lowdown:
My downstairs guest toilet is finicky, and needs to be flushed twice (or at a minimum users should hold the handle down until...ahem...everything's gone)

Help me make a snarky sign to post in the restroom. The last thing I need this weekend is a flooded bathroom at these events.

John, I'm thinking a limerick or a series of funny haiku that get the point across?

Prize for the best one left in the comments!

Posted by Jen at September 25, 2006 6:54 PM