I'm having a wedding reception and a baptism reception at my house this weekend. The wedding will have about 40 guests and the baptism about 60.
Here's the lowdown:
My downstairs guest toilet is finicky, and needs to be flushed twice (or at a minimum users should hold the handle down until...ahem...everything's gone)
Help me make a snarky sign to post in the restroom. The last thing I need this weekend is a flooded bathroom at these events.
John, I'm thinking a limerick or a series of funny haiku that get the point across?
Prize for the best one left in the comments!
Posted by Jen at September 25, 2006 6:54 PMWater flows slowly
Remnants struggle to remain
Press handle firmly
SECOND FLUSH: Apply directly to the toilet!
SECOND FLUSH: Apply directly to the toilet!
SECOND FLUSH: Apply directly to the toilet!
There once was a toilet at Jen’s
With an annoying, persistent trend
The deposits will stay
And not go away
Unless you flush over again
I like them all
I think Susan's haiku should say "Remnants struggle but remain"
Nevertheless, brilliant
There is always the classic "flush twice, it's a long way to ...(McDonalds, Wash DC, my mother-in-law's house, etc.)
if you still remember the Roto Rooter jingle:
"For Roto roter, I'm not payin'
So flush 'til your *&%$ clears the drain"
I agree with John and sign off on the change from "to" to "but" (or butt).
Posted by: susan at September 26, 2006 10:15 AMOnce of the being a toilet
Happy fun excite when the soil it!
Please rinsing twice
Flushing twice, nice!
Clean popstar trendy like boil it!
Probably few of your guests recognize Deep Purple lyrics http://www.lyricsfreak.com/d/deep+purple/hush_20038799.html
FLUSH - by DEEP POOPLE
Flush, flush
You flush it once and some'll still remain, now
flush, flush
A broken toilet; you are not to blame now
Flush, flush
For number one, be sure to watch your aim now
Flush, flush
For number two, flush twice and light a flame now
"Of the John, For the John, By the John.
Posted by: susan at September 26, 2006 10:28 AMTinkle, tinkle
poop and strain
keep on flushing
or you're to blame