I got a call last night from my girlfriend Nicole.
She told me that she read my post about Sophie and the backyard. I said something along the lines of "I KNOW. Can you believe it?" by which I meant:
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SAVE ME FROM THIS WOMAN! BRING GARLIC! no, wait, she's Greek. Garlic won't work...BRING A PROTESTANT WITH A FULL STOMACH WHO IS VEGETARIAN AND LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!"
Nicole totally picked up on my stream of consciousness desperation, because she said "You know, I know of this GREAT retirement home in Brazil. Sophie and my mom can keep each other company."
Posted by Jen at April 7, 2006 7:10 AM