One of the oddest physical changes in my pregnancy is the change in size, color, and shape of a part of my body that rhymes with “schmipples”
Not only are they practically the size of salad plates, but ONE of them seems to want much more attention than the other.
ONE of them is always, erm, set to high-beams. It’s so embarrassing. No matter what shirt or sweater or parka I wear, I’m always pointing straight ahead...
...unless I’m not wearing a bra. Then I’m pointing to China.
Didn't Jerry Seinfeld once date a woman named Schmipples? Or was it Mulva?
Other than that, I'll just hold my tongue on this topic.
hmm...sald plates, huh?
Posted by: John at January 5, 2006 11:38 AMWAY too much information! :)
Posted by: susan at January 5, 2006 11:54 AMpasties. all about the salad plate-sized pasties!
Posted by: kat at January 5, 2006 1:18 PMI remember that as being one of the strangest transformations of pregnancy - progesterone produced causes an increase in melanin. Anything on me that was dark before - moles, for instance - became much darker.
Seinfeld's date was named Delores, by the way!