November 10, 2005

To the marketing folks at Playtex Bras

I am not interested in bras that smooth and refine. I am looking for bras that leash and restrain.

I went to Sears and bought myself two new bras. I can't belive that this was even possible, but the girls are getting bigger. I know that it will only get worse from here, but as it is I can smuggle two Chihuahuas in my laundry basket. What's next? Bichon Frises? Basset Hounds? Maramaduke?

Posted by Jen at November 10, 2005 4:02 PM