So Luisa, Andrew, Craig, and the cat Shakira have moved in to the house. Ruby is not impressed. You take one look at her, and she says "This was NOT part of the arrangement You never told me that there would be another animal who gets better food than I do. You never TOLD me that there was wet food! Why haven't I gotten wet food before? That's it. You're going DOWN"
And then she started peeing...
...on my bed and on Andrew's bed.
Oh lord.
Luisa is, as I am typing, vacuuming my floors and mopping my tile. Now, I imagine that humility should dictate that I stop her and say "Luisa, you've worked so hard unpacking boxes, please stop. Let me do that."
But you KNOW I didn't say that. Dude, I'm getting my floor mopped.
Posted by Jen at September 29, 2005 10:23 AM