September 14, 2005

Reactionary Parenting Advice, Exhibit 1:

My friend Amy sent me this book, swearing up and down that it saved her sanity with Lindsay, her almost-one-year-old:

From Healthy Sleep Habits, Happy Child:

If your child does not learn to sleep well, he may become an incurable adult insomniac, chronically disabled from sleepiness and dependent on sleeping pills.

Aaaagh! If I don't follow the advice in this book, my child will become a wheelchair-bound zombie junkie!

Posted by Jen at September 14, 2005 10:20 PM