August 10, 2005
$47, What a Deal!
Of all the lovely ?models? pictured on the prostitute cards I picked up, my personal favorite is Tia.
For $47.00, you can spend time with a gal who looks like she might be president of your high school?s Asian Student Honor Society. The Pro Asian Student Honor Society...
While the card doesn?t say what $47 will get you (math tutoring?), she?s clearly the entertainment for the value-conscious traveling business man. Her $47 is paltry compared to ?sweet n? soft Sandi? ($85) and the my mouth opens too wide to be normal BLONDE BOMBSHELL BIANCA ($65). ?Juicy Georgia Peach? does not list her price, which says to me that she?s the top quality hooker:if you have to ask my price, trust me baby, you can?t afford me.
The best part of Tia?s card is the back side. (The best part of Tia may not be her backside ? it isn?t pictured on the card)
Hmm...if I don?t like her I can send her back (to Thailand)...NO CHARGE. It sounds like the poor girl?s gonna get deported by INS if I don?t like her backside. Sure, there may be NO (financial) OBLIGATION, but the guilt! Oy gevalt!
It?s comforting to know that her services are discreetly billed to my MC, VISA, or AMEX (She doesn?t take discover, apparently) Businessmen, your credit card charges for that convention in Vegas will look like this:
Mandalay Bay $560.00
Hard Rock Caf?$65.00
Cash Advance: $1000.00
Lee?s Discount Liquor: $52.00
Diversity Tattoo: $63.00
Virgin Music ? Cher?s farewell tour $14.99
Las Vegas Metropolitan Police ? Fine ? Public Nuisance Music $300.00
Tia ? Personal Entertainment Service: $47.00
Las Vegas Free Herpes Clinic: priceless
No guys, that won?t look at all suspicious on the old expense account.
One more note before I move on:
Okay, so she takes all major credit cards....Where is her card reader?
Yes, that was tasteless.
Next up ? Sweet Georgia Peach?s adventures in the drive-thru!
Posted by Jen at August 10, 2005 9:25 AMHmmm...I guess what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas until the credit card bill arrives. I've heard of laundering money. I guess there's afortune waiting to be made in laundering credit card bills so that all the "Personal Entertainment" charges would show up as "golf lessons" or something.
Posted by: John at August 10, 2005 9:42 AMat work we've been trying to figure out how they take credit cards... if you figure it out let me know so i can tell my coworkers.
Posted by: kat at August 10, 2005 10:09 AMThey don't take Discover? Damn. I want my cashback with every purchase. I guess I will go elsewhere.
Posted by: Ryland at August 10, 2005 4:49 PMHA!
Posted by: Jen McNamee at August 10, 2005 4:58 PMShe's pretty cheap for a math tutor...
Posted by: Shannon at August 10, 2005 6:27 PMI love that the slippery when wet girl is an "actual" entertainer. Thankgoodness it's not just a picture!
Posted by: JennySmith at August 23, 2005 10:38 AM