-Accuse me of stealing your dry erase markers. Neglect to mention that you didn't have any to begin with.
-Accuse me of rearranging the furniture in your classroom: the long heavy lab tables in your classroom
-Don't put the crate of bottled water I bought into my cart. Sigh heavily when I call you from home to tell you about it.
-Sink your back claw into my big toe after attacking me while I'm on the toilet. Puff up and look inconvenienced by it.
-While driving your big-ass Escalade in front of me, slow down to 5 miles an hour to go over a dip the size of a Bic pen.
Happy Friday.
slow down to 1mph in the middle of my lane before turning right
Posted by: kat at April 8, 2005 5:06 PM