I haven't yet written my honeymoon post, so the gents who were looking for naked people will have to search elsewhere on the Net. I hear that there are one or two sites that will cater to those needs.
Last night I had dinner with Dim, dad, Nana, and my aunt Ross. We ate at Bertonllini's, and, get this, I had FISH! Me! FISH! For those of you who don't know my culinary pickeries, I managed to convince myself that Chicken of the Sea WAS in fact chicken so that I could eat it. Other than that, nothing that lived underwater before it shuffled off its mortal coil would pass my lips. My girlfriend Kitty and I agree that an all-you-can-eat lobster and shrimp dinner would be a nightmare on a plate.
But I had Chilean sea bass, and it was really good.
No Dim, you cannot take me to Red Lobster yet. That's still my equivalent of Elm Street, but I'm working on it.
In other (sad) news, I went to the memorial service of a friend from church's father. It's called a Trisagion service, and it's a brief blessing and a chance for the family to say something about the deceased. I never knew the guy, but some girlfriends from church and I went to support the daughter, whom I do know.
Everyone was dressed appropriately except for one man. He was dressed in dirty jeans and (ack!) a mullet. The "party in the back" portion of his hair did not obscure the image on the back of his t-shirt, the text of which read "Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear". That's class, brother.
Speaking of dead people, in the midst of reading about the Terry Schiavo debacle, I found this website. While not officially legal in Nevada (I don't know why), I think that it would be a tremendous aid to people not wanting to be placed in the same position as the Schiavo family. Take a look. Dimitri already has a living will, and I think that I should get one too. I have told everyone in my family to unplug me if the situation arises, but apparently the federal government can step in, or a doctor whom I've never met can disagree and throw the whole thing akimbo. Mom, dad, do you guys have a living will? I think that you should look into it.
Wow, what a dark post, no?