I have no idea where Eric Estrada came from. If I could choose my steamy dream subject, it would be…ahem…Dimitri. Barring him, my subjects of choice would be:
1. Laurence Fishburn
2. Brad Pitt
3. Orlando Bloom
My girlfriend Luisa is dropping off excess baby stuff for me to have. No pressure, Dim. Hey dad, when do you want to become a grandpa?
Last night my dream was NOT about Ponzie. I did, however, dream about a game of chess with my sister that featured a LIVE PISSED OFF SNAKE as one of the knight pieces. I got it to chase Ruby’s cat toys to divert it away from me, but Ruby started chasing after the toys too and fighting with the snake. Scary.
John, you are not allowed to make a joke about Eric Estrada’s snake.