January 5, 2005

Air, Hair, and Knotted Underwear

So the holidays are over, and I look forward to a very busy January. It looks as if, starting next week, I will be teaching every night of the week with the exception of Fridays (when I have Greek School) and Saturday nights (but I do have to work Saturday mornings). Some of my classes are in the extreme north and south end of the valley. One of the schools I will teach at is near the Arizona border. *sigh.* I’ll have to make an appointment for a date night with Dimitri.

Best Holiday Gift: Dimitri asking me not to get him anything. I really don’t have the money to anyway.

Worst Holiday Gift: An “automatic” hard boiled egg peeling machine. It’s basically a bellows on a pedestal. Worst. Gift. Ever.

Cat’s Least Favorite Holiday Gift: An airzooka that shoots powerful puffs of air and makes a big boom sound.

I got my hair cut last week, and I don’t like it. On a good day, I look like Hillary Clinton. On a bad day…well…I still look like Hillary Clinton. I called the lady and asked to reschedule a haircutting appointment. We’re going to have to redo this one, boys. Even Jenny Smith, who always compliments my hair (warranted or no), would not approve of this ‘do.

The wedding planning continues on apace. Holy crap, it’s in 2 months! My only source of stress is my mother-in-law, who continues to add scads of guests whom I have never met but am still expected to pay to feed and quench. (Scads is a bit of an exaggeration, but still) She is trying to plan an overly complicated rehearsal dinner and is driving me nuts about wanting to hire a Greek band so she and her seven Greek friends can dance (while the rest of us whities stand by and watch) She demands that I have Jordan almonds at the ceremony even though I hate them. She hasn’t offered to chip in to pay for any of this (even the rehearsal dinner, which traditionally falls squarely on the groom’s family’s shoulders). I know, I’m ranting, it’s just frustrating.

Posted by Jen at January 5, 2005 10:32 AM
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Check out my competition:http://www.erikestrada.com/index1.htm

Can you believe this?

Posted by: Dimitri at January 5, 2005 10:58 AM

Are the "Airzooka" and automatic egg peeler one and the same?

Posted by: John at January 5, 2005 11:15 AM

I really enjoyed Eric Estrada's intro. There he is, astride a motorcycle and then, there he is, astride a woman - a situation he appears to be entirely unfamiliar with and bewildered by. Neither of them looks comfortable with it.

I won't even bring up the phrase "Greek style".

Posted by: John at January 5, 2005 11:21 AM

I forgot about Greek Style - heh. That's funny.

Posted by: Jen McNamee at January 5, 2005 4:58 PM

Yes the "eggstractor" has provided many minutes of laughter in our lunchroom.

As for the wedding I have two words E lope. No really, the big party is fun but I was so lucky because my dad paid the bill and I just planned what I wanted. Big party, band, food, drinks. Yay!
Divorce. Oh well.

Posted by: susan at January 5, 2005 5:43 PM

Your competition? Jen would not give him a second glance, I'm sure. Jen? Say it isn't so.

Posted by: susan at January 5, 2005 5:45 PM

Let's just say she's been "dreaming" of him lately..

Posted by: Dimitri at January 5, 2005 6:10 PM

Ack! I admit, I had a steamy dream about Eric Estrada. (Oh dear. My dad reads this this.)

Posted by: Jen McNamee at January 5, 2005 6:15 PM

Steamy dreams I can understand...but Eric Estrada

Posted by: Chris McNamee at January 6, 2005 10:47 AM

I seriously doubt your hair could be looking bad. I think it's naturally gorgeous.

Posted by: JennySmith at January 6, 2005 11:53 AM