12 deviled eggs eaten (p.u.!)
11 Dish loads since Christmas
10 pounds gained
9 People at a Christmas Eve get-together
8 People at a Christmas Dinner get-together
7 Gift certificates received (thanks, guys!)
6 Back and forth emails with the wedding invitation people
5 People at a Christmas morning get-together
4 Adults at my fancy-schmancy holiday party
3 Hours Dimitri stood me up for dinner last night without calling (Still. Very. Pissed.)
2 Air bazookas added to our household (thanks dad)
1 Pre-op transvestite met