I had my first wedding nightmare last night. I didn’t have my dress, I forgot to pay the balance of the reception bill, my family was rude, my sister refused to be called anything but “Laura” (her name is Shannon), I didn’t have any makeup on, and I forgot to shave my pits. It was a disaster.
I had to wake myself up to tell myself it was only a dream….
…I’m off to shave my pits.