I had my first wedding nightmare last night. I didn’t have my dress, I forgot to pay the balance of the reception bill, my family was rude, my sister refused to be called anything but “Laura” (her name is Shannon), I didn’t have any makeup on, and I forgot to shave my pits. It was a disaster.
I had to wake myself up to tell myself it was only a dream….
…I’m off to shave my pits.
If you're walking down the aisle without your dress on, no one will notice your pits.
much
(Unless "Laura" points them out)
I usually shave my pits every other day, but since I'm going to a fancy dance on Friday night, I have not shaved them since Tuesday to ensure smooth and succulent armpit skin. :)
Posted by: JennySmith at December 9, 2004 11:58 AM"smooth and succulent armpit skin" sounds like it should be a side dish to a sultry, succulent steak.
eew.
Posted by: jen at December 9, 2004 5:17 PMI think the smooth and succulent armpit skin would be served with a luscious and tender liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Posted by: John at December 10, 2004 7:12 AMI've already had TWO wedding nightmares and I'm over 500 days away from an actual wedding. So I would say you're doing much better than me. Nightmare #1 -- we forgot to plan anything. All we had was the church and minister and 100 annoyed guests. Nightmare #2 -- our mothers planned everything without consulting me, so everything was yellow, from the flowers to the decorations and bridesmaid dresses. The only upside was that in both nightmares I DID have a wedding dress. Of course, if I could recall what it looked like in my waking hours, I could save myself the inevitable grief next year of finding 'the right one'.
Posted by: Stephanie at December 10, 2004 9:10 AM