Levedy

Bus Adventures

I shocked the bus driver by saying good morning to him. He must not be used to people talking to him.

I sat behind a large lady. She was easily 6'5", 400 lbs. She wasn't scared that I said hi and smiled. As I looked at her face from the seat behind, I noticed that she had stubble. Odd, but hey, she's 6'5". Maybe she had a glandular problem, who was I to judge?

She dialed her cell phone, and in the bosso profundo voice of Barry White, she said "Hey Carl, I'm almost there. Did you remember to go to the store"

Riding in the bus with transvestites. Just one more perk of living in Vegas.