Mr. Stingy, there’s a new sheriff in town.
Nelson the Bug Man has visited the house, and today marks the beginning of his monthly visits to Dodge City.
Your days are numbered, El Stingo.
Oh, and you nasty little earwigs that show up in the downstairs shower, you had better hightail it outta here too.
Have I ever bitten, stung or even bumped you in the hall on the way to the bathroom? No, i have not. yet you are launching a unilateral, immoral, pre-emptive strike on me! i'm calling in my brown recluse buddies. Sleep with one eye open tonight!
(Do what you want with the earwigs. Earwigs, eeewwww!)