August 27, 2004

An Open Letter to Homebuilders

Dear Perma-Built Homes:

Please design your homes to be more vacuum-friendly. Please redesign the size of toilet rooms so that a vacuum can pass to the right and to the left of the toilet, so homeowners don't need to get on their hands and knees and vacuum with the mysterious "upholstery attachment" while coming face-to-face with the commode.

That is all.

Posted by Jen at August 27, 2004 9:48 AM
Comments

Dear Websters:

Vacuum is a funny word to type. Vacuum. vacuum,

That is all.

Posted by: Jen at August 27, 2004 9:49 AM