March 27, 2004

Hooray! A Day off!

Yipee!

Today is by first day off since January! I needed to catch up on posting, since I haven't had the time to lately. I couldn't sleep in (bummer) but it was restful sleep knowing I didn't have to have the alarm clock on.

So let's see...here's what I have been meaning to blog about this week.

On my morning commute - Unless I time my route exactly (something I have yet been able to do) I get stuck behind a school bus that has to stop every two feet to pick up torpid children who refuse to walk any farther than a gnat's fart to get to a bus stop.

In Las Vegas, when a school bus stops, both directions of traffic must stop, too. I think it's a good idea, since it cuts down on accidents involving kids running through traffic to get to the bus. However, I find it ill-advised that the bus make 92 stops per hundred yards.

A note to the folks who make Atkins bread - I love you. I find it exorbitant to pay four dollars for a loaf of bread, but I guess that's the cost of love.

A note to the folks who make Sarah Lee reduced carb bread - I think you can go to prison for trying to pass wood shavings off as edible baked goods. Fie! Fie on you!

A note to the woman who sat behind me at Fellini's restaurant last night - Hon, everyone in the restaurant heard your conversation. To help you out: your cat most likely has a Urinary Tract Infection, I suspect your friend from India is gay, and I think that you should seriously reconsider your choice of wardrobe.

A note to John, the overly funny accountant in Ohio - God and Gabriel...excellent writing. I dare you to write a funny dialogue between a Shark Stick and a 1040 tax return.

A note to my students - good luck on your SATs today! Knock 'em dead!

A note to EmotionEric - wtf? When are you going to update your site?

A note to Jenny - I would really like to get those Vegas pictures. Can you email them to me?

I think that about covers it. I can't wait for my massage, pedicure, and haircut. 1:00 pm, please hurry up and get here!


Posted by Jen at March 27, 2004 8:09 AM
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Ahhhhh......sooo relaxed....

I smell like sausage, though. The masseuse and the hairdresser both had rosemary in their stuff.

mmm....sausage.

Posted by: Jen at March 27, 2004 8:25 PM

Wow--a shout-out! I'll send over the pictures. I assume your email is jen@levedy.com?

Posted by: JennySmith at March 29, 2004 9:42 AM

Yup.

Posted by: Jen at March 29, 2004 10:05 AM